Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I come to give you a public service announcement. Let it be known: if anyone needs shopping assistance for any reason (need new jeans, have a party coming up, are planning a hot date, ect.), my services are always* available. Service charges vary from nothing** to a mocha latte*** and are negotiable.
Just in case anyone was wondering.
*Except during rehearsals, classes, or shows.
**Because I am just that nice.
***Or similar beverage.
Just in case anyone was wondering.
*Except during rehearsals, classes, or shows.
**Because I am just that nice.
***Or similar beverage.
